#what can I say I’m a big fuckin softy lmao

[pureleafy]

In regards to my last few asks bc I’ve been thinking abt it all for days

Akiangel brought me out of a 3 year hiatus. I was a teen when I first started writing fics and posting them and I had no idea what my style was. I was hardly an adult lol. I was in love with the writers I followed on tumblr and just tried soooo hard to be like them. Straight up head over heels for some of the writers out there. And it was so hard putting myself out there and receiving praise and hate and everything in between. I wasn’t tough enough to deal with all of that, so I backed out. Lost friends, lost interests, and didn’t feel like myself.

And it’s sad to think about younger me like that, always doubting myself and trying sooo hard to be liked. (Okay I still really want to be liked lmfao) but it’s different now. Social media still scares the hell out of me, esp with the young TikTok generation lolol y’all are terrifying 😫 but at the same time, I’m older now, I’m an adult, and it feels freeing to finally have that “fuck it, I can do what I want” attitude.

I’ll say I miss having a community. It feels lonely out here most days. But when the love pours in, it really really does. And it makes everything feel worth it. Idk what I’m saying. I’m not gonna pretend to be savvy with my words anymore. I’m just a writer and I’m humbled to the fucking core that people read my shit. That’s really it, honestly. So thanks for sticking around and watching me grow up and shit. I’m sure I’ll keep changing and I’ll look back and hug my younger self just like I am right now 💛

[milogreer]

wedding liveblog 💖

OK WEDDING TIME HERE WE GOOO

“you’re beautiful in the morning, all sleepy and cuddly” i’ll bite you david so help me god

courtney stopping mid-sentence to go “ ….. it just occurred to me he has to say vows.” LFHSKFHS

david’s laugh is literally like magic

ASHER’S SO NERVOUS AWW 🥺

driver darlin yeehaw 🫡 darlin trying to enforce not seeing your spouse before the wedding so they can drive “the fun group” YAAYYY PACK LISTENERS ILYSM

“asher, we spent your bachelor party playing destiny 2” HAHAHA

THE SILENT ASS CAR RIDE HELP MEEEE not even any fuckin words on the tape 😭😭😭 WHY IS THIS SECTION SO LONG

“fix your hair!” “it’s supposed to look like this!” “are you trying to look like you got married in a wind tunnel?”

screaming crying sobbing at milo being so nervous abt being officiant and sam reassuring him 🥺😭💕

DAVID FIXING ASHER’S TIE AND ASH ASKING WHY DAVID CHOSE HIM AS BETA IM GOING TO BE SICK !!!!

“take the chance of saying something that’s not perfect if it means you really get to say what you feel.” i need to go lie down. i can’t take him talking about gabe rn I CAN’T

THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR COIN??? i am actually so fucking sick these two are unbelievable. “the one person i trusted more than anyone else. you made me feel safe at a time when i needed that more than anything else” ……….

asher holding onto this for so many years is so fucking sad bro ASHERRR I LOVE YOU :(

TRIO HUG YEAAAHHHH !!!!!

“being asher and david’s plucky sidekick for the greater part of two decades” MILO 🥺💕

i’m going to fucking cry at milo quoting gabe about the pack being a promise SHUT UP 😭😭

THE SILENT VOWS STOP LMAO it’s funny every time i can’t lie

david’s voice breaking after like four words i know that’s right. big ol softy. crybaby

YAYYY MARRIED CONGRATULATIONS TO THE HAPPY COUPLES 💖💖💖

[wander-wren]

more thoughts, episodes 142-147. not as strictly in order as before because i forgor but i did my best

so basically all the battle strategy stuff is like, really clever. i’m sure smarter people than i could find flaws in it but it’s pretty good to me! love a good twist as well

SHINSOU SHINSOU SHINSOU SHINSOU SHINSOU I MISSED YOU I LOVE YOU HIIIII 💕✨🥰💝💖💗💕😚🎉

genuinely though im so happy he’s growing beyond his tough guy broody not here to make friends attitude a bit. and his costume SLAYS and i love him

lowkey is spinner being gay for shigaraki or has my brain just entirely rotted out of my skull

that lil dabi and toga moment <3 <3 <3 theyre so cute. he’s still got that big brother in him

AIZAWAAAAAAA

hes such a fuckin softie these days. “i’m not gonna expel you” okay sir just say youre a father

i was genuinely surprised when hawks had his wings, or baby wings anyway. the fandom has talked enough about him losing them entirely to dabi’s attack that i thought it was canon. fucking LOVE his swords though he’s so cool

(i have heard whispers of Bad Things happening to hawks in the future so now i’m very scared but. its okay its fineeeee)

i like toga more every day. like. wowwwowow i know thats the point that shes meant to be sympathetic obvi but Oh she is baby. honey. come here. also girl you are gay for ochako cmon now like Wow

on that note every time they try to push deku/ochako im like yikes! jumpscare

hey if i had a nickel for every time a major character in an anime got a weird giant mutated left arm situation in a Big Final Battle, i would have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, buttttt

also: that is gross! ew! wtf!

reluctantly i like monoma a bit now. stupid character growth

two flashfires……dabi is also v gross in that episode but its fine. i miss his old design sigh. but oh well he’s still my pretty boy

you know who else is a beautiful beautiful boy always. shouto!!!! wahh i keep looking at his face he is so pretty i love him

deku is also really cute. and ochako. and toga. and hawks. and just EVERYONE SLAYS

but back to two flashfires umm more touya backstory?? horrifying?? my guy??

and sad wahh the shot of him in front of his own shrine i weep. hey hey does anyone wanna talk about how he and hawks both got ignored and emotionally neglected as children. specifically because they had bad quirks. can anyone hear me. hello

anyway that sketchy shot of baby touya vs shouto when shouto deals that last blow god damn my heart cant take this

i have also learned how to pronounce aegis i guess. lmao

it’s literally 3am the only reason i went on to 147 is because i was Terrified that dabi was dead for real. thank god

i understand kirimina shippers,,,,i started to in s6 as well but they’re just cute. go off

hawks is so fucking. SCREAMS. i’m normal about him in a normal way don’t look at my ao3

his silly little quips <3

NOT appreciative of him being paired with endeavor again, endeavor literally Die, but i know its standard by now. grr. literally his foil is Right over there. currently umm a heap of char but he Is there

WAHHHHH tokoyami and hawks <3 i wish we saw more of them pre-various war arcs. yall know i’m a sucker for Name Shenanigans and hawks slipping up and calling him tokoyami before correcting himself to his hero name,,,,chefs kiss

i’m still screaming about hawks if you were wondering. i’m gay but swoons,,,,

sue me i like quippy traumatized hypercompetent prettyboys. AND he has wings. where’s the downside

endeavor fan 😒 ah well we all have flaws keigo. i still love you

EXCUSE ME DID AFO JUST CALL HAWKS “LITTLE BIRD”

dont know whether to be excited that someone canonically said that or start biting at the Audacity

poor jirou also 😭 someone let my girl retire after this and form a band it’s what she deserves

mkay episode over. it is, again, 3:35 in the god damn morning, i really need to sleep, but i want to state for the record that this is Torture bc i can see that the next episode’s thumbnail is hawks and i’m very scared for him. i mean he’s also the thumbnail two episodes later so at least he wont be dead or in a coma or anything but that still leaves a lot of options

FINALLY sat down to watch some of bnha s7 today because i saw like 1/4 of a spoiler and got scared. i’m just really bad at watching shit & worried i won’t like it. but i would like to participate in the wider fandom again lol

[inkstainedfingers-n-bellyrolls]

diego comes over when you’re sick

Pairing: Diego Hargreeves x GN!plus size!Reader

Summary: pretty much exactly what the title says lol

Word count: idk, less than 1k I think

A/N: heyyoo it’s been almost a full year since I posted anything and now here I am ✌️😛 so gonna be honest, I’m not completely happy with how this turned out. But I wanted to post something after so long, and I realized that I just needed to go ahead and post the fucking thing or else I was never gonna post it or delete it full-stop. So *gestures vaguely* here ya go lmao.

>>——💛——>

You hear the sound of a key sliding into the lock and your head snaps up, suddenly wide-eyed and alert. You watch in horror as the front lock turns, the doorknob twists, and the door begins to open. You throw yourself off the couch, sprinting for the door.

“Hola, mi vida,” comes Diego’s voice, “I was just — unf!” You both grunt loudly as you collide with the front door, slamming it shut in your boyfriend’s face. The impact reverberates in your joint, and you groan from the ache. Still you turn the lock, secure the chain across the door, and latch the deadbolt just to be safe.

“You can’t come in here!” you yell hoarsely through the door.

There’s silence on the other side, and you can feel Diego’s bewilderment. “Yeah, I missed you, too, baby,” you barely hear him mutter dryly to himself.

Your phone rings on the couch where you left it. You turn to snatch it off the couch, and see your boyfriend’s contact picture along with his name on your screen. It’s a rare moment of Diego when he’s finally relaxed, his muscles no longer tensed like a wire stretched too tight. In the pic, he’s got his hands on your soft waist, face buried in your neck. You can just barely see the hints of a smile curling the corners of his lips. As for you, you’re beaming brightly into the camera, your full cheeks and genuine joy an infectious sight even months after the picture was taken, and your chest feels warm as you swipe your thumb across the screen to accept his call.

“Hi,” you answer sheepishly.

“Hi,” he replies, drops of amusement coloring his voice. “What are you doin’, baby? You gonna let me in?”

You sigh heavily, letting your head fall back. “You can’t,” you say, your voice verging on a whine. “I’m sick.”

Diego’s demeanor shifts, and you can hear it in his words. “What? What do you mean? W-What kind of sick are we talkin’ about here?”

Your heart twinges with the concern evident in his voice. He’s always so loyal and protective over the few people he cares about, even over the simplest matters like the common cold. “I’m okay, honey,” you reassure him. Your efforts, however, are somewhat undercut when at that moment you’re sent into a coughing fit that has you bent over and your lungs feeling like they’re on fucking fire. “Just a bad cold,” you finish pathetically, swallowing down the dislodged phlegm in your throat.

“Mm-hmm.” Diego’s clearly not convinced, and the doorknob rattles again. “C’mon, baby,” he urges in a low, rumbling voice that would normally turn your legs into jello. “Let me in, I’ll take care of you.”

You let out a whimper before you can stop yourself. God, you’re so fucking weak for this man. With so few words, he has you almost giving in, almost unlocking the door and letting him come inside, sickness be damned. “I can’t. You’ll get sick.”

Diego scoffs. “Yeah, so what?” he replies lightly.

Now it’s your turn to scoff. “Really, D? Remember the last time you got sick? You were curled up in bed for days and you wouldn’t stop complaining.”

“For the record, I wanna point out that I was completely fine, and I was only complaining ‘cause I wanted you all to myself.”

You know that’s not the truth, that he’s telling you a little white lie to preserve his tough, macho-man facade. But you can’t help it, your heart softens as you remember the image of your partner, wrapped up in a heavy blanket like a burrito, his voice rising in a nasally whine as he begged you to come back to bed, baby, pleeease. “You big fuckin’ softie.”

“I’m your fucking softie,” he replies, his voice a velvety caress that has your skin breaking out in goosebumps. The doorknob rattles for a third time, this time more solidly. “Now let me in so I can take care of my baby.”

God, you really fucking want to…. “No, baby,” you tell him. “Don’t want you to get sick.”

Diego sighs theatrically over the phone. “Fine,” he concedes. “Guess it’s time to pull out the big guns.” Then he hangs up on you.

You pull the phone away from your ear, baffled. Did he really…?

A second later, Diego’s contact pops up again, this time signaling that he wants to start a FaceTime call. You accept the call.

The call opens, and you see Diego’s gorgeous, scarred face. The same one you haven’t seen for almost a week, the same one you miss terribly for every second he’s not with you. His dark brown eyes dart back and forth down either end of the hallway before settling on you. He’s still somewhat guarded with his affections with you in any public space, alert for any eyes and ears that may witness his moments of tenderness with you. When those eyes — deep, wondrous, warm — come back to your image, his face relaxes, allowing a smile to play with the corners.

You take in a breath, let it out shakily. “Hi, D.”

“Hey baby. No offense, but you look like shit.”

You bark out a laugh. It scrapes already-raw tissue, making you bring up a hand to massage your throat. “Yeah, and that’s why I’m not letting you in.”

“Which is why I’m calling you. You see what I’m doing?” The background shifts behind Diego as he spins around until his back is facing your apartment door. You can see your unit number over his shoulder. “You see this?” he repeats.

Your brows scrunches in confusion. “Yeah….?”

He takes a step back, then another, and another until his back makes contact with the wood of your door. You watch as he slides down the surface of the wood. You can hear the sounds both through the connection and on your side of the door.

Diego lets out a little grunt as his ass hits the floor. He fidgets for a second, popping his neck and cracking the knuckles of his free hand. Then he settles down, looks back at his phone. And waits.

You sigh in exasperation. “D, what the hell are you doing?”

He shrugs casually. “Waiting.”

“Waiting on what?”

“For you to let me in.”

“I’m not letting you in, Diego.”

“Then I guess I’m staying here.”

“What, are you gonna stay there all night? You gonna sleep there?” You scoff again. It’s a ridiculous, rhetorical question, but one he ends up answering anyway.

He shrugs again. “If I have to.”

“That’s ridiculous, there’s no way you’d actually be comfortable out there.”

His eyes scan the floor around him. “Ehh, I’ll make do,” comes his careless response.

Your shoulders droop. You can see the look in his eyes, one you’re all too familiar with. Diego isn’t exactly the type of guy who throws words around without any meaning to them. Though your partner is hotheaded and tends to get into trouble for running his mouth, he generally means what he says and says what he means. So if he says he’ll wait outside all night….

Diego’s lips curl into a smirk, sensing your weakening resistance. “You’re stubborn, sweetheart, but you ain’t as stubborn as me.” His eyes soften further. “Let me in. I haven’t seen you in a week, I wanna be with you.”

You can’t help it. A little smile creeps across your face in response to his. “Okay, I’ll let you in. But only on one condition.”

“Hmmm, and what’s that, baby?”

“When you get sick, you cannot complain to me about how miserable you are.”

Diego rolls his eyes, and you can’t help but snicker a little at him. “Okay, fine, I promise I won’t complain. Now will you please let me come in so I can kiss you?”

It’s another little white lie, and both you and he know it, but you let it slide. You hang up on him, unlock your door. When you open it, he darts inside as soon as the gap is big enough for him to slip through. He cups your face in his warm, calloused hands and presses eager lips to yours.

You whine against his mouth when his tongue runs along your bottom lip. “Mmm, you’re so getting sick later.”

“I—” kiss “—don’t—” kiss “—care.”

“Remind me you said that when you’re hacking up your lungs in a couple days.”

“Guess it’s a good thing I’ll be here with you then.”

>>——💛——>

[calciferstims]

Just looked through the ENTIRE Pokédex to pick out my favorites and here were my many wild thoughts as I went along:

Ok I was always a loyal fire type stan as a kid and that still stands, I have such a soft spot for all the fire type starters

However, I’m REALLY into the grass types now??

Also I always liked water types I think. Marill especially is one I remember loving very much.

I think the only type I can confidently say I don’t care for is fighting 🤭 like I’m sorry to any fighting type stans but why are they all so ugly who decided we needed an element for ‘hehe punching and kicking hehe look they have hands’

Ok I may have a big soft spot for every single canine Pokémon

Actually just every single Pokémon that walks on all fours. Every one that is simply an Animal. Fave.

Also any Pokémon that are just like. Edgy. Like anything I think a ‘cringe’ emo kid (like me in middle school lmao) would like I just un-ironically love so much LIKE THEY ARE JUST COOL OK. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE ACTUAL HOUNDOOM LORE IS BUT IT REMINDS ME OF A PITBULL LIKE A BIG SCAWY DOG THAT EVERYONE’S AFRAID OF BUT ITS JUST A BIG SOFTIE. AND ZOROARK? HELLOOOOO

I don’t think I would particularly be drawn to Lucario today but I do remember it being one of my faves when I played Pokémon as a kid and I had a close bond with mine :’)

I’m sorry but some of the evolutions start off so cute and then turn SO ugly like 😭 Torchic… why they do him so dirty.. look how they massacred my boy…..

Ok I have never related to a Pokémon more than Swadloon

ALSO ESPURR PLSSS. HIM FACE.

I really wish there were more dark types as cool as I want them to be?? Idk man I just feel like every single dark type should be fitting to the imagination of a my chemical romance-obsessed middle schooler and they’re kinda letting me down

YVELTAL. MY BELOVED. MY GUY. MY COOL ASS DUDE, THAT’S WHAT I’M FUCKIN TALKING ABOUT. Ok Pokémon Y was the one I played the most I’m rlly soft for it ok

Why is Salazzle looking at me like that. I don’t like it. Jk the design is ok but. It looks like it’s trying to seduce me

OK BRUXISH IS WORSE. HATE. SO MUCH.

SHDVHH MARSHADOW HAS THE SAME ENERGY AS ESPURR I LOVE IT

Anybody who hurts Wooloo gets killed on the spot. That is all.

Ok there is something about Polteagist I just really enjoy. The face… the lil pose.. it is simply hanging out. Looks like it’s coming out to say hi to me :)

S N O M.

Ok I am not a bug person at all so a lot of the bug types just make me go ‘eh’ but also when the bug types DO go off, they go off SO hard??? Literally pop off sis ok

See, Spectrier is where it’s AT. That looks exactly like the type of Pokémon my MLP, anime-obsessed aunt still in her emo phase would go wild for. 10/10.

OH THANK GOD I DID IT. PHEW

I think I picked out like over 50 Pokémon that I jotted down in my notes app. Mayhaps I will go through later and try to isolate some top faves 🤔

[hanekdrawsmoomins]

Hiya!

So I was wondering,,, what would Human Snufkin and Moomin's favourite Disney movies be?

I kinda see Snufkin deep down being kind of a softie for happily ever afters and fine animation, of course while I think Moomintroll would like big adventure ones.

Also I'm imagining Snorkmaiden singing He's a Tramp to Moomintroll idk man XD

But yes just wondering your thoughts! :D

Hi!! ohhhh that is so in character actually!!! but what specific movies hmhm let me think

yeye Moomin def likes a good adventure over a typical disney princess fairytale (except Frozen but we don't talk about it) If I had to choose from the classic ones I'd say Peter Pan (even more so after meeting Snuf lmao), Jungle Book, Tarzan, Hercules, Atlantis maybe? And I think he's a sucker for the new ones with eye-candy cgi (and songs you can sing your heart out to.. Frozen.. eh)

and I think Snufkin says he prefers the adventure ones too but really he just likes the movies that have animals in them and make him cry fdjkhfghjfdhjklgsfdhkjl SO. y'know. Lion King, fuckin. Bambi. The Fox and the Hound. OH BUT ALSO COCO AND BRAVE FROM THE NEW ONES. I think he would love Coco

djhdflljh He's a Tramp I'm crying I love Snorkmaiden oh my god

[catwithangerissues]

hi! i’ve been reading your matchups and i’d love to request one! i am 5’4” with longish brown hair, brown eyes, kinda cubby but have nice assets (😉lol) i’m pretty intimidating, strong willed, and intelligent, but i’m also very anxious and can be shy at times. i’m a scorpio (sun,) an intj, and ig more of an introvert (probably ambiavert) my love languages are gift giving and words of affirmation. i’m really good at reading people, and i love having deep late night talks. i have a bit of a hard time letting myself feel emotional, so when i love it’s hard for me to admit it, especially to myself. i think that’s it lol thank you so much! 🤍

I’d match you with...

✨TERUSHIMA YUJI✨

-Terushima is definitely the type to tease, but he’s also a big softie I think :) He’s not hat much taller, 5-6 inches or so, but he thinks it’s so cute to tease you about it. He always calls you height related nicknames, and he eats it up if you ever pout at him for it. He’s super big on leaning down to kiss you, his thumb lifting your chin, and always pulling away with a smug smirk <3

-Okay okay, but he’d 100% ask you to help dye his hair. He’s got bicolored hair so whenever he needs a touch up, he always asks when you’re free to help out<3 He could totally do it himself, but there’s something about when you do it for him. Whether you’re sitting in his lap or standing behind him, he loves watching your face(either next to his or through the mirror.) He also loves to do your hair for you in the morning, always talking about how he learned a new hairstyle he thinks you would like <3

-Let’s get one thing straight, Teru loves your body. Doesn’t matter what you’re insecure about, he loves every inch of it. He’s constantly kissing you anywhere you’ll let him, and if you ever need reassurance he’s drowning you in compliments and praise <3 he loves having a hand on you at all times, on your back, your waist, your hand, doesn’t matter <3 Even if you’re not feeling insecure, which I don’t know how you ever could because Teru compliments you constantly. You’re beautiful bb and he won’t let you ever question that <3

-To others you may be intimidating, but to him it’s just okay cute. He absolutely loves it when he gets to fluster you, whether it be with his constant flirting or his physical affection. He loves watching you get all soft <3 but he gets the same way when you do it to him <3 He did learn the hard way to never make you mad though lol

-One of the many things Teru admires about you is how strong willed you are. He can’t help but praise you for it. He’s all about showing off the things you achieve, and you’re determination is something he uses to motivate himself. He thinks about how strong you’d be in that situation and that’s what gets him through <3 awee

-Okay, but a lot of people apparently don’t know that Teru is one of the most intelligent people in the entire series? He’s in class 7 bro? Anyways, he’d definitely appreciate your intelligence, and he’d love being about to talk to you about anything and not have to worry about sounding crazy. He definitely brings you on study dates, even if he can’t help but stare at your concentrated face <3 it’s one of the few times he’s calm though, when he studies, and with you present he says he can focus better <3 you have a feeling he may just be saying that, but he still gets great grades and test scores, so who are you to judge lol

-When you’re feeling anxious is definitely when Teru gets so soft and soothing with you, he never wants to overwhelm you. He’s the kind to pull you into a hug or cuddle sesh and just hold you, whispering praise in your ear about how much he adores you and how proud he is of you, how strong you are. He leaves little pecks on your temples and cheeks and holding your face in his hands, gently smiling at you. (Imma cry holy shit) He is always super supportive of you and makes sure you know that <3

-He understands you’re introverted tendencies, but he likes to gently coax you out of your comfort zone- this usually results in a super fun day of making memories with him, and the smile on your face makes it all worth it to him<3 He’ll never push you too far, he knows your limits, but he can tell when you’re in need of a little something more, and he’s always excited to provide that<e

-Remember earlier, when you felt anxious and Teru was the biggest softie ever comforting you? Fuck yeah. He’s all about praise and words of affirmation. He loves telling you how much he adores you, and he never passes up the opportunity. He also loves leaving you little gifts or buying you things that reminded him of you spontaneously. He loves buying hoodies with you that he knows you’ll steal, so he always buys the ones you love the most. He likes to leave little gifts on your porch at like 9pm and call you telling you to come check it out while he watches from behind a tree or something. He thinks it’s so cute seeing you get all excited for a present <3 this boy goes fuckin crazy on birthdays and anniversaries lmao

-Late night talks with Teru? Fricken heck yeah bro. He is definitely the type to ft you every night, he says “ ‘s the only way I can fall asleep without you here,” He’s all about staying up with you until the sun comes up and talking about whatever comes to mind, it could be random cringy memories from when you were a kid and he’d love every second of it <3 not without poking a little fun though ;)

-He definitely takes you on shopping dates so he can shower you with stuff you enjoy, he doesn’t mind the price one bit <3

🌱I hope you enjoyed the mu! I love this little jumping bean Teru! Thank you for requesting! I’m tempted to start adding a little list of things you guys would do as a couple or a scenario based on something in the matchup to the end of each one, but idk if that’s a good idea 😬

[sinkix]

《What your fav Haikyuu!! Character says about you│Nekoma Edition》

Yo-hoo! Here’s another part to this potential(?) series! I hope you enjoy the possible call-outs in some of these lmao. Writers block been kicking my ass recently but I had a lot of fun writing these. Enjoy <3

You can find the Karasuno ver. here 

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Kuroo:

Have a hand fetish and will not say no to choking.

Daddy kink™

Will not accept anything below 6 inches.

More of a dog person but would love to own a black cat.

You drool over tattoos.

Your grades are mostly B’s but you know in your heart you deserve that A, and tbh you probably do. Chase ur goals bby.

Halloween is likely your favourite holiday.

You have to resist not to carve a dick into the pumpkin EvEry GodDAmN YeAr.

You either study for 6 hours consecutively or cannot study at all and you get very frustrated at this.

Have the potential to be a good leader and command the room but probably don’t put it to use as much as you should.

Your playlist parkours from sad 3am crying into your pillow songs to aggressive punk music you could rob a store to.

You like bad boys who hang around bars and look like they would put out a cigarette on your forearm and call you a slut. Just stating facts sweaty xoxo.

Either dress very feminine and girly with a ‘smol girl uwu’ aesthetic or a hardass punk who would kick your ass for a can of beer no in between and tbh both are equally hot.

You’re a big softie at heart either way and just want to be held and told everything will be okay.

Ur a hoe for when people stroke your hair or caress your chin it’s your ultimate weakness.

Watched Rick & Morty.

Twice.

Sleeves rolled up veiny forearms and donning a silver watch are your muse and something you fantasise about frequently.

Most of your memes are shitty top text bottom texts that are somehow funny and I don’t understand why lmao.

You call someone ‘bro’ even if it’s someone you’re immensely attracted to.

Did someone say ties? No it’s just ur dirty ass thoughts thinking about that hot business dudes attire from across the street and how you wish they were tied around ur wrists.

Probably had a crush on Jeff the Killer as a tween and are relentlessly haunted by your old Wattpad library. 

Tbh any dark-haired dude with bedhead that screams rugged and probably not good for you is something that draws you like a moth to a flame.

You often question why every person you’ve fallen for has been a Scorpio and curse that tendency of yours.

Dw man they’re hot so I feel u.

Kenma:

Went through a ‘I’m not like other __’ phase and it’s something that you think about a lot and wish you didn’t.

Watched dan & phil as a kid.

Any mention of Pokemon has you turning into a rabid beast you get way too excited.

It’s cute though dw bby.

Pretty antisocial but interesting to talk to.

Your family often question how you’re able to sleep in till 3pm and judge you heavily for it.

Nocturnal night owl gang rise up.

Frequently have bags under your eyes but somehow manage to pull it off.

Listen to ASMR on the down-low and will never admit it to a single soul.

Frequently go on BL binges and have many related book marks.

You pray that someone will never find your laptop bc holy fuck the amount of smut on that.

You wear scarves & beanies even when it isn’t that cold outside.

100% went through a scene hair phase/attempted to.

You dye your hair a lot or REALLY want to.

You have a voice kink low-key so anyone with a pleasant/soothing sounding voice just gets u goin’.

Cats are your favourite animal and you either do or want to own several.

Would name them after video game/anime characters u fuckin nerd lol.

Speaking of cats ,you fantasise heavily about cat-boys and have a folder dedicated to them.

Oversized hoodies are your vibe and always ball the sleeve hems in your fist as a comfort mechanism.

Shopping centres are your worst nightmare and trigger your claustrophobia or social anxiety and honestly I feel that spiritually.

Have a cute sticky note collection.

You like a lot of music consisting of guitar and slow/soothing beats.

You also fw EDM/ techno on occasions.

Honestly wouldn’t wanna anger you since you have a seething temper when pushed far enough.

It’s the kinda temper that’s eerily quiet but no less terrifying, like the other person can tell you are graphically plotting their demise.

You love sleeping to the sound of rainfall and often play those nature ambience videos while you sleep.

Never tidy your sheets and it’s just a big scrunched up heap of fabric in the centre of your mattress most of the time.

Make your fucking bed.

Lev:

Your ships are chaotic and shamelessly controversial.

Would do something just for the sake of creating mayhem lmao.

You were the fucker who stuck their chewing gum under the desk, I see you.

Your brain never stops whirring it’s a constant hurricane of crackhead energy and you have no idea how to turn it off. 

Would eat a stick of pencil lead for $2

You don’t help your situation with the amount of coffee/energy drinks you consume.

The class clown who cries themselves to sleep.

Such a wholesome dumbass but somehow kinda intimidating??? 

Even if you’re not confident you can do something you’ll try anyway and honestly I respect that about you.

You !! use!!! a lot??!! of!! random punctuation!!! so you always??!?!? seem!!111!! excited!!!!!11!?

Every time you’ve ever tried to make a sandcastle it has failed.

You tried to eat the sand once but we don’t talk bout that.

You would  also pick up slugs and snails and chase your friends around with them.

Can never tell whether people are laughing with you or at you and while you don’t let it show it high-key bothers you when you’re laying alone in your room at night.

Not one to hold grudges, you carry a ‘shit happens’ mentality which is v good but it sometimes leads to people taking advantage of it or walking all over you.

Your meme collection is both questionable and horrifying.

Like how many cursed images and heavily distorted pictures does one person need.

Never organise the files on your PC/laptop so it looks like a complete dumpster fire.

The one at sleepovers who persistently woke everyone else up with their snickering and refusal to sleep till dawn.

For the love of Asahi charge your damn phone.

I see that red bar and ‘12%’

Charge it now.

Bought a plant one time, gave it a name and talked to it frequently.

It died not long after bc u forgot to fucking water it.

No one better ever make you responsible for a pet.

Type of person that when someone asks you to tag along on an endeavour no matter how stupid it is you will agree.

2am skydiving in france? hell yeah.

Midnight shopping spree and spending over half your pay check? count you in.

Exploring an abandoned hospital and performing an Ouija board to summon the demons of hell? you’re damn right you’ll be there.

I hope you have a mum friend by your side bc if not how are you still alive.

You sometimes put the milk in before the cereal and it’s something I’ll never forgive you for.

Yaku:

Very responsible and usually make the right decisions.

You do have moments where you act like a complete dumbass though.

Like u go from 50 year old to 5 year old in the blink of an eye.

A hopeless romantic but it’s a side you don’t often reveal.

Prefer strawberry milk over any other flavour.

You’re the type of person to shower twice a day w/o fail.

Where that stank smell coming from? Not you clearly bc your skin is basically 90% The Body Shop’s rose scented soap at this point.

You get stomach aches a lot and you can’t figure out why.

Probably an allergy to everyone’s bs.

Really good at dirty talk even though you don’t seem the type so people are always taken aback.

You have to be really in the mood though otherwise it falls flatter than Oikawa’s ass, use your skill wisely.

You often call people clowns when you know you’re secretly the biggest one going.

Honk honk, hoe.

You send messages in one paragraph rather than multiple texts unless you are REALLY excited.

People underestimate you at times then are shocked when they realise you are capable of being a fire-breathing dragon from the flaming pits of hell.

You like spicy chicken wings.

Such a petty little shit at times lmao.

Enjoy the view from the top of mountains so you either hike a lot or really want to.

Way more of a cat person since it’s just much more convenient for you.

Usually pretty cheerful or calm and people are drawn to your stable/friendly aura.

Went through a phase of drinking mountain dew and your body still feels the awful effects

Fav element is probably air.

You’re 5′6″ or shorter.

Box dyed your hair brunette several times and can never get the pigment out to this day.

Yamamoto:

Whenever you smell something weird in the room you always internally freak out and think it’s you.

Head-butting walls is your hobby.

You fell off your bike as a kid and still have the scar on your knee.

Probably have tons of ear piercings.

Would tame a pigeon and call it Larry.

You get frequent nosebleeds and can never tell if it’s a medical issue or your extreme simping for fictional men/women.

Hopefully the latter.

You constantly chew your pen/pencil in class so you never lend them to anyone out of embarrassment.

I really hope no one ever lends you stationery bc 30 minutes later it’ll look like it was mauled by a rabid rottweiler.

You really want to own a dog and would call it something intimidating like Banshee or Diablo.

You bleached your hair that one time and it almost fell out so now you’re forced to stay at least 10 metres away from all at-home hair dye products.

You tried your best though bby so A for effort, even if it did look like dehydrated ramen afterwards.

Your grades are mostly C’s and you’re barely passing bc you just don’t care about your classes lol.

Still though you’re actually pretty smart so put it to good use you lazy oaf, channel that crackhead energy into something good.

Your phone screen has several cracks in it from when you dropped it on the bathroom floor while shitting and you’ll always be angry at yourself for that.

You have some really weird quirks but you make it work.

Actually a v chill person but you just kinda attract chaos/trouble wherever you go.

Carry a lighter with you even when you don’t need one.

Shy texter but once people see you irl you are the complete opposite, you just dk how to text without coming across as awkward.

One of those people that’s unintentionally funny and always get confused when you make someone laugh but it makes you feel good regardless.

Have a cool necklace collection and own at least one dog-tag/army style pendant.

Should really consider buying a rabbit you would look so cute w/ one.

You have really nice legs and people should compliment them more.

Either severely dehydrated or overly hydrated to the point you are peeing pure tap water so for the love of god please learn moderation, your kidneys and bladder will thank you for it.

Inuoka:

Your favourite character would be Hinata but you like people taller than you so your love for Inuoka spawned.

You really enjoy using the double spiderman meme.

Cannot correctly verbalise your feelings without creating a minimum of 10 misunderstandings but once people are used to it it’s kinda endearing.

You usually wake up in a good mood and people can never fathom how or why.

You either stay up till 5am or you wake up at that time no in between.

A morning person bc you love the sunrise.

Change your lock-screen very regularly bc you get bored.

Your humour consists solely of poop jokes.

When you don’t understand a joke you laugh anyway and hope they don’t ask you if you actually get it.

Happened once and you’re still traumatised from the cricket silence that fell upon the room.

Really like the taste of lemonade and drink it more often than you should.

Often think about what you would look like with a shaved head.

More of an extrovert but def have occasional introvert tendencies where you wanna be left tf alone.

Never allowed to pick up anything in stores bc the last time you did you sniffed a scented candle and it shattered to the floor.

Constantly have spontaneous ideas of what to change about your appearance.

You use a lot of hand gestures like thumbs up and peace signs.

‘Dude’ and ‘lmao’ is 90% of your vernacular.

Your nails are a disaster, some are down to the nub while others are pretty grown out bc you only bite a select few please sort it out.

Look really good in red.

Your laptop has way too many tabs open from random google searches of words you didn’t know the meaning to.

You read a lot of books but for like 10 minutes at a time bc you have the attention span of a walnut.

You are the type of person to nuke your AO3 tags with things that aren’t even relevant purely bc you found them funny.

Your Tumblr drafts are a nightmare, you have like 100+ in the works yet keep starting new projects why do you do this.

Happy sunshine but you have a LOT of mood swings like that shit comes out of nowhere.

Cry pretty often but no one ever sees and it’s usually because of said mood swings.

You always smile and pick yourself up again though which I commend you for.

TYPES IN CAPITALS IN SITUATIONS THAT DO NOT REQUIRE SAID PUNCTUATION SO YOU SEEM LIKE YOU’RE YELLING ALL THE TIME.

[revivebook]

hello! sorry for the later anon again tonight, I have been very tired all day :( but its okay! I'll make up my rest this weekend!

how has your day been, though? for me aside from the underlining sleepiness ive had a good one! gettin ready for my first final of my finals season Monday and the preparation is actually going quite well so I'm very happy about that!!

then not to mention the content today!! it was a lot but all still very good and I am both terrified and very excited to see where everything goes! if I do not get more protective ranboo I'm going to riot, just so everyone's aware

and to acknowledge ur ranboo kin assignment, ur right i am a ranboo kinnie! i feel like its pretty obvious by the fact I started doing this soft anon thing to begin with lmao. and trust me i love seeing ur responses! when i send in late night asks I stay up an extra 30 mins to see if u replied just because knowing ur smiling makes me :]

and who knows ram, maybe I was going for a one sided love simon au

as ramble-y as ever - soft anon

YOU BIG SOFTY YOU NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR CMERE IM READMORE-ING YOU AGAIN BOSSMAN

You goofball. You Absolute Buffoon no apologizing necessary ever ever, never feel obligated to send anything okay?? I care abt you So Very Much and I miss u when I don’t hear from you for a bit because I am Clingy but YOUR ENERGY IS PRIORITY DAMN U !! You have absolutely nothing to make up for but. If you did wanna send stuff oh the weekends,, peepoShy :D

My days been.. honestly way better than I was expecting?? The date itself can be a lik rough but oh my god I Love My Friends So Fucking Much Okay. I want to literally shout it from the rooftops I’m so lucky I stg. And for you—okay mr (? :O) hotshot look at you go being all prepared for finals season leave some for the rest of us smhhh. BUT SERIOUSLY IM PROUD IF U AND SO GLAD ITS GOING GOOD FUCK YEAH!!! you’ve literally got this in the bag :DD

And oh my god. The Content Today o(-(. The fnaf stream fuckin LORE and then one of the sweetest ebs streams we have had in literal weeks I am So. sobs into hands what did we do to deserve this oh my god (/pos) I’m so hyped I cannot WAIT. And softy softy absolutely same hat protective Ranboo makes me CRY ok holyshit my heart I just. Yearns

AND HAH. HAH I KNEW IT !! I know a Ranboo kinnie when I see one hehehe we are a matching set :] AND HEY NO jack manifold voice DONT READ NOW!! NO STAYING UP FOR MY RESPONSES THIS ISNT 4AM AND IM ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE WITH RESPONSE TIMES HEY. spray bottle noise NO PRIORITIZING ME OVER LITERALLY SLEEPING YOU GOOFBALL

And u bastard you can’t just leave me with those final two lines I’m going to be thinking about that until I fall asleep how could you do this to me. u r so very cruel. this is endearment bullying softy I hope you know

And all of your responses and the things you say are perfect don’t you even start. Since your late night rambles are You I wouldn’t want them any other way :D

—love, ram :]

[jeonqqin]

me and my lovely moots as the OG gang because;

why not?

@mikoto-ica-fics as Bang Chan

reasons why;

mica is our grandpa

mica is also hot asfucck

got those calm leader vibes

also the only sain one

is loGical

but also will most likely skin someone for her babies (hehe that’s us)

but she still complains when we bother her

we are her biggest hassle

also is the shyest baby when getting complimented (pls compliment her, it’s hilarious)

wants everyone to be healthy and happy

#stoptalkingaboutalcohol

#andstartpayingattentiontoyourkids

#theyregettingaway

definitely needs more sleep

@mini-meanhoe as Lee Minho

reasons why;

summer is always spouting something sexual

she owns all of us let’s be honest

will probably eliminate one of us in the future

has definitely thought about killing all us younger ones

endless supply of people thirsting over her

(probably) has killed someone just by looking at them

BDE (big dick energy) to the MAX

has a secret closet(???)

won’t tell us what’s in it but I have my suspicions

cute but will rip your face off if you call her that

I suggest that you do not call her cute if you want to live

unless you’re alice then you can do whatever you want smh

@chanonymous as Seo Changbin

reasons why;

seems super mysTeriOus

but is a big ol softy

has the same energy as “binsual”

bc yeah she pretty hot

I LOVE DARKEU PFF—

acts all tough

but really she be a baby

unintentionally adorable

but like,, I feel like she will knock your lights out

and that’s hot too shoot—

her duality is too much for this world

will be a cute ass baby one second

but then turn around and kick your ass

@lixiefe as Hwang Hyunjin

reasons why;

okay hear me out

don’t you dare question me on this okay?

mal is the cutest creature on this earth and that is what’s up

and she could be talking like a regular person one second just being all adorable

then BAM

your heart is in peices

but like in the best way

understand?

also like she is aesthetic asFUCK

she’s gorgeous

so gorgeous

and the sweetest thing to ever walk this earth

and none of us deserve her *sigh*

@jeonqqin (ME DUDE) as Han Jisung

reasons why;

you can’t deny

I’m a whiny asshole

with everything

especially with alice

but I’m also loud, hyper, and clingy ASFUCK

22nd century fashion bITCH

squirrel cheeks ™

and I’m good at everything hA and super duper handsome

(not really..... unless 👀)

so yknow

jisung guys

I rest my case

@ammuqwer as Lee Felix

reasons why;

this is the most obvious choice

she’s perfect

TELL. ME. IM. WRONG. I. DARE. YOU.

erryone wants to smash istg

everyone’s favorite

it’s unfair

but she cute so I get it

and shit she’s my favorite too

AND THE DUALITY FUCK

it’s like she’s two different people guys

she will melt your soft ass heart with her cuteness

then fuckin kill you with her coy unabashed BABENESS

idec if that isn’t a word, that’s what she is

a fuckin B A B E

and a B A B Y

but don’t be fooled

she WILL kick your ass

but yknow if you’re into that go ahead and make her mad

@hiddenskz as Kim Seungmin

reasons why;

her and mal work together to fucking kill us all

a part of the duality squad with mal and alice

those three hurt us

I also want to mention that she is one of the babiest of babies goSh

but don’t get me wrong

she’s a coY LITTLE SHIT

but it’s okay bc she cute

lowkey tho don’t tell her I said that

she kinda scares me

bc like???

she’s still confusing to me guys just *SIGH*

SHES HOT AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE IT BC SHES ALSO CUTE AND ADORABLE BUT LIKE IM ALSO SCARED OF HER WHICH MAKES HER EVEN HOTTER GUYS MY LIFE IS TOO HARD

oh yeah she’s also our lil puppy :)

@yangomangos as Yang Jeongin

reasons why;

cmon

its obvious isn’t it?

OG brat

also OG baby

BUT SHES GROWING UP SO FAST I—

IT HURTS

everything she does is cute tbh

like she could just say “good morning” to me

and I’ll literally fall to my knees with tears running down my face

bc this little shit is our BABY

HOW DARE SHE HURT ME BY BEING SO PRECIOUS

she also kinda scary like

where’s your parents??

sorry what did you say??

I’m calling child protective services

that kinda scary

but I love her and we all love her so it’s okay

LMAO ily guys so much you all mean the world to me so please don’t kill me after this okay BYE

[millennialzadr]

WHY I LOVE ZADR!!!

HEY GUYS WHASSUP? LMAO

So this is a whole ass giant long post of me absolutely spewing my feelings of love for ZADR, it was the very first thing I wrote when I made this blog and I think it’s a nice, positive thing for my fellow shippers to inhale and enjoy 👌👌

it was originally a reply to mitarashiart’s post about why HE loves ZADR (link in replies) but I decided to delete that and make my own post since MY WHOLE ENTIRE TEXT WALL WAS SHOWN IN THE REPLIES and drowned out anyone else who was trying to talk (thanks tumblr mobile u fuckin idiot)

I had also posted a summary of an AU that I’m working on in the original post, but decided to remove it since it just about doubled the length (I’m thinking about posting it separately along with the wips I’ve been putting together, we’ll see 👀)

But ANYWAY, here is about a million reasons why I think ZADR is the fucking best, so if you like reading gushy gay ship feelings, please enjoy ❤️❤️❤️

[Posted June 2019][WARNING, LONG ASS THOUGHT BARF]

SOOO, holy hell y’all my journey back into this fandom has been a wild and unique experience for me, i went from adding invader zim to my bookmarks on kisscartoon, rewatching the series, finding out theres a movie coming out, finding out there was a shitload of content i’d never seen before (commentaries, lost episode scripts and audios, panels, the COMIC, episodes i’d never seen because the dvd i used to watch was scratched!! and a FUCKLOAD of quality modern fan art like oh my GOD) and finally curiously googling ‘zadr’ (which i was way into when i was maybeee 13/14) to see if there was any interesting new art, and holy hell, mita (the artist above) singlehandedly THREW me down the hole into modern zadr hell, first with his absolutely stunning IZ art (all his art is dope tho check him out yo), then reading the above explanation put the final nail in the coffin like, 100%

so i wanted to add onto his post here on why this ship got me so fucked up, both for anyone who might be wondering why on earth i’m shipping two characters from a kid’s show (i’m very aware how weird that is at first glance trust me) and also so i can get some ideas down for possible future reference (will i ever draw them? maybe)

(first of all, a disclaimer, and this is not pleasant to write but it’s important to address for clarity’s sake: I have no interest in romantic or sexual relationships between minors, and do not ship zim and dib as they are presented canonically in the show (as children). what i’m interested in is the conceptualized relationship they may have as modern adults, and i view zadr more as taking the concepts of existing characters and experimenting with them with different interpretations, which i personally think is a constructive and fun creative outlet, especially if these characters hold personal significance for you (childhood faves of course). growing up together is an important facet of their relationship, and certainly they were important to each other even as children (see: mopiness of doom) but as an adult i’m personally curious about what kind of adults they might’ve become, and that’s the focus of my interest. i’ll still be reblogging regular IZ art because it’s dope but if you see shippy looking art of them as tiny lil beans its either friendship or chibis (and i personally headcanon zim as getting taller with dib but some people stick with his canonical height when drawing them as adults, which is super short. it still doesn’t mean he’s a kid). aaand i wish i didnt have to write this and it would just be obvious but we live in a sick sad world and it is sourced from a children’s cartoon so i feel its necessary. end of disclaimer)

NOW THAT THAT’S OUT OF THE WAY

- ok, first reason’s a bit obvious - the nostalgia. holy hell, the feeling of rediscovering a ship that was popular when i was a preteen during the mid 2000s and discovering a totally new perspective on it as an adult comes with an almost totally overwhelming sense of nostalgia and comfort, as well as inspiration!! the kind of art that seems so common for zadr, these sketch pages of scenes and expressions and visual gags where artists would just scribble every idea they had and LOVE doing it, this was exactly the kind of art that made me so passionate about drawing as a kid, and it still sparks such a powerful feeling of love and admiration for me to this day. fan content of iz and zadr is simultaneously achingly familiar and totally new and fascinating, and it just makes me SO damn happy to consume, it is most definitely my new comfort content. and just, GOD. THE ART!! SO GOOD. FUCK

- now for the characters themselves: for some reason i just really love the thought of a mid twenties, modern Dib?? lanky goth dork, disaster bi, depressed as shit, uses bad sweaters and memes to cope?? when i was a kid i didn’t even LIKE Dib, but now i totally sympathize with him! he’s just a hyper obsessive nerd wishing there was more to life than the situation he got stuck with, how wildly relatable. he was a pretty big asshole as a kid (even to people besides zim) but he was also totally isolated and constantly bullied, so there’s a lot of room for growth. i feel there’s a lot of juicy character development potential for that boy, and there’s always been a special place in my heart for characters who are totally sad and screwed and hopeless, but there’s one thing, or person, that means the world to them and could possibly save them…

- aliens. Zim. i love nonhuman characters, i love monsters, i love aliens, i love characters that don’t understand human shit (and thus have much less room for shame or fear bc theyre just totally oblivious the negatives of modern society) and need guidance (bonding!!) from their human. i also love morally grey characters and characters with skewed logic, they’re always really interesting, and Zim himself just has such a unique personality and set of mannerisms, he contradicts himself a lot and you can never quite expect how he’ll behave, and i love that in a character, it makes them super versatile and fun, especially since there’s so many different possibilities for their development. Also, Zim is a gremlin, a little shit, and a disaster. I also love those traits in a character. And don’t even get me started on his character design?? big sparkly eyes? expressive antennae? monster teeth? complimenting colors? he’s adorable.

- mutual obsession. for someone like Dib, who seems almost repulsed by how boring and slow the people around him are, Zim quite literally personifies Dib’s  escapist fantasies, both as an inhuman entity from beyond the stars, and as a person who’s knowledge, charisma and mystery far exceeds that of anyone Dib has met in his entire life. (so basically what i’m saying is that for a shunned, jaded misanthropist, an actual alien is terribly alluring, even if said alien is dangerous, stupid, and possibly insane). not to mention Zim vindicates Dib’s entire life passion, the supernatural! Even when their relationship is totally negative, there is not a single inch of room for Dib to get tired of Zim. as mita explained, they validate each other. for Zim, WHO AGAIN, IS TOTALLY SHUNNED, ISOLATED, AND HATED BY EVERYONE HE KNOWS, Dib is the only person in the universe who gives a single shit about him!! he gives Zim credit as a threat, a capable invader, which if you ask me is the sole thing Zim is after (he’s hellbent on his mission because it would win him the approval of the tallest, all he’s ever wanted is recognition from the people he thinks so highly of). He literally gets depressed when Dib isn’t around to pay attention to him, not even the tallest were enough to motivate him before Dib came back. these two have no one and nothing without each other, and while lifelong nemeses is fine and dandy, i personally prefer friendship, affection and love, cause i’m a softie like that. how could they possibly get there after years of actively trying to kill each other?? well, i think under just the right circumstances it could become a possibility after a long, long time.

- growth. i. love. me. some. good. character growth. especially for characters with trauma/mental illness, bc again, relatable. these boys have issues, and as mita mentioned, their canon stories are actually INCREDIBLY sad! but the happy thought is, they could recover! they could help each other recover, for little reason other than the two are the only source of happiness for each other. now of course this also opens the gate for angst lovers, but at the same time offers potential for comforting, uplifting content of the boys supporting and inspiring each other, maybe even to the point of becoming happy and healthy enough to create the lives they want for themselves (as in appreciating life and doing things that make them actually happy instead of the delusions of grandeur they both sought when they were younger). gimme that positive shit and let the poor beans be happy  щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

- LITTLE THINGS. LITTLE THINGS THAT ONLY COME WITH CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. WITH HUMAN/NONHUMAN. WITH THE SHOW’S WEIRD LOGIC. Zim being the person Dib knows best and vice versa. Zim having an involuntary respect/admiration for Dib because he’s tall. Learning each other’s needs, limits, and communication methods, both emotionally and biologically. Sensitive antennae. Affectionate bickering. Being less insecure bc your partner literally has no idea why you see your flaws as flaws. Laughing at the flaws they do notice because they make no sense. Zim only wanting to eat waffles and chow mein. Dib being forced to overcome his depression lethargy and stay hygienic/keep the apartment clean because Zim has a sharper sense of smell and is afraid of germs. Endless conversation about anything and everything because they’re from literally different worlds, and endless intrigue. TOUCHING. TALKING. DOING EVERYTHING LIKE ITS THE VERY FIRST TIME AND ALWAYS NEEDING THE OTHER TO GUIDE THEM. HOLY HELL THERE IS SO MUCH POSSIBILITY FOR TINY LITTLE MOMENTS THAT MEAN THE WORLD. FUCK. GOT ME FUCKED UP.

so that wraps up the why. fuck man. its just such a good ship. if you read this big ass text post, thank you for indulging me, i hope you enjoyed it! because i enjoy it very much 👀 so stick around if you’d like to for a shit load of IZ and zadr content on this blog, possibly (MAYBE) even from me!! come roll around in alien hell with me why dontcha ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ its a fun time! thanks for reading!!!

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SO THAT’S MY MANIFESTO Y’ALL, FEEL FREE TO REPLY WITH YOUR OWN REASONS!! I WOULD LOVE FOR THIS POST TO JUST BECOME A BIG GIANT PILE OF LOVE AND YELLING!! GO NUTS! SCREAM ABOUT IT! INFODUMP! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! I’LL READ EVERY LAST REPLY! Y’ALL DESERVE TO ENJOY YOUR SHIP BC IT’S LITERALLY THE FUCKING BEST!!! LOVE Y’ALL!!!!!!

[ameliyaahn3]

(1/2)🖇hi! may i ask for a bnha & hq matchup? i’m a straight girl, i’m 18, 5’4, INFJ, dark brown wavy/almost curly hair, dark brown eyes, slim, light skin but i tan easily, i look tall because of my long legs, i have a dimple on my left cheek! kinda shy when you meet me but i open up quickly and will ramble a lot if you let me, people say i’m charismatic & mistake me as flirty because i’m a naturally touchy, affectionate & clingy, my love languages are physical touch & quality time, people also

Haikyuu >>>>

I match you with...

Akiteru Tsukishima

Kei won't like you.

Because of you his brother has a so lovey dovey attitude and it just make him want to vomit.

Anyway, Akiteru finds your hair pretty ! Also likes your distinctive dimple on your cheek. First time, he was intimided cause of you're charismatic appearance but didn't regret to had make quickly that step toward you as he saw that you were a shy and friendly person.

Likes how you're VERY AFFECTIONATE.

So kawaaai, despite that physical affection makes him blush a lot. He's decently into pda. Didn't mistakes you as flirty, okay a little bit...

Probably sucks at writing, please teach him caligraphy.

Enjoy doing yoga with you even if he's clumsy sometimes but he takes more fun during painting also Akiteru likes to read : together you reads a lot and even recommend books to each others.

Don't likes that much horror movies, so Akiteru won't watch them often but when he does and that you're here, he's very protective and can even change the channel for you.

You're his baby. 💕 Always make sure to makes you smiles everyday.

He's very thankful to you when you let him talks about what is occuping his mind as you're a great listener but let you understand too that he's here for you when you need it.

Encourages you in every single one of your project and he's ready to stand in front of anybody who would try to makes problem with you.

Is likely a go with the flow person too but cares also about planning.

Try to open his busy schedule of college student to pass more time with you, what does mean study dates.

Can fully be that close friend you ask for being your "boyfriend" whenever you need.

Is the one who remember all the fuckin weird things you may have done in your life cause he's always here.

Others potential matchs :

Haiba Lev, Komori Motoya, Sugawara Koushi.

My hero Academia >>>

I match you with...

Denki Kaminari

Can't help but thinks you're cute, how can a girl can be friendly + shy ? It's a so deadly combo.

Plus you have a pretty dimple on your cheek ! 🥺

Mistake the way you're clingy with him with being flirty when you two were still learning to know each other.

SUCKS AT ALL YOUR HOBBIES.

But keep to do them with you to stay by your side when he does have free times besides UA.

He has one braincell before get to know you, but since you're here the Bakusquad doesn't even know if it's correct to think he even has one ?

Prefer painting and caligraphy the most but obviously find more fun when you two are playing video games.

Try to buy you ice creams whenever he can cause he know that you like them and beg Momo when you don't look to give him somes of her specials teas.

You're his big softie that he likes to protect when there danger or just an horror movie on tv, Denki put his hands on your eyes even if he's afraid himself.

Try to drag you to outdoors dates but wouldn't mind too much if sometimes you don't want.

This guy goes with the flow ALL THE FUCKING TIME and you follow him unless it's too much.

Likes to know there someone to hear him when he feels sad or troubled and encourage him.

Denki wouldn't believe your personal anecdoctes the first times he hears them cause it doesn't sound like something you would do in a normal state at all, but when he finaly believes you his laugh is so loud asf, he find them so funny and asks you for a lot more.

Then see you a lot more different lmao than a simple baby.

Others potential matchs :

Shoto Todoroki, Yo Shindo, Present Mic.

[daphncfm]

wow  i  can’t  believe  i  got  an  intro  out  in  a  reasonable  period  of  time     !     love  that  for  me     !     hi  angels  ,  i’m  aly     (     she  /  her     )     chilling  in  mst  but  you  can  ignore  that  because  my  schedule   is  lowkey  all  over  the  place  .  what  do  you  need  to  know   about  moi     ?     i’m  an  angst  whore  and  drama   queen  yet  i  some  how  created  the  soft  bean  that  is  daphne  , ugh  my  mind  .  JKJKJK  .  really  i’m  a  nerd  and  i  make  too   many  outdated  references  .  but  you  can  find  out  more  about   daphne  below  and  if  you’d  like  to  plot  give  this  post  some   ❤️  or  drop  me  a  message  on  discord     (     𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑎𝔬𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫#8950     )

content  warning     :     drug  mention

𝑖.   𝑎𝑝𝑝.

new  york's  very  own  daphne  larson  was  spotted  on  broadway  street  in  nike  air  force  one  sneakers  .  your  resemblance  to  kendall  jenner  is  unreal  .  according  to  tmz  ,  you  just  had  your  twenty  -  second  birthday  bash  .  while  living  in  nyc  ,  you've  been  labeled  as  being  uninhibited  ,  but  also  worldly  .  i  guess  being  an  aquarius  explains  that  .  three  things  that  would  paint  a  better  picture  of  you  would  be  a  field  of  dandelions  dancing  in  the  summer  breeze  ,  an  overflowing  crystalline  glass  of  champagne  and  blissful  laughter  .

𝑖𝑖.   𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑠.

full  name     :     daphne  isobel  larson nickname     :     daph age     :     twenty  -  two birthday     :     january  twenty  -  sixth astrological  sign     :      aquarius gender     :      cisfemale pronouns     :      she/her sexual  orientation     :     bisexual     (     only  publicly  dated  guys     ) location  of  birth     :    new  york  city  ,  new  york char  inspo     :     caroline  forbes     (     tvd     )  ,  love  quinn     (     you     )  ,  sharon  tate  ,  bubbles     (     powerpuff  girls     )   char  labels     :     the  halcyon  ,  the  icarian  ,  the  vagabond  ,  the  quixotic  ,  the  aesthete  . char  traits     :     sanguine  ,  dreamy  ,  escapist  ,  emotional  ,  philanthropic  and  idealistic  .

𝑖𝑖𝑖.   𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦.

her parents  are  known  philanthropists  ,  along  with  her  dad  being   a  high  profile  lawyer  /  law  company  partner     (     like  a  nicer  harvey  specter  ,  ngl  i’ve  only  watched  half  of  one  season  of  suits     )  and  while  her  mom  is  heavily  involved  in  nyc  drug  dealing  /  trade     (     think  rebe’s  mom  from  elite  ,  high  profile  clients  and  the  best  stuff  on  the  block  ,  etc  ...  shh     )     . daphne  was  sheltered  from  the  whole  drug  world  for  ..  a   while  ,  we  shall  get  into  that  .  her  adolescent  summer’s   were  spent  with  her  dad  jet  setting  around  the  globe  ,   giving  her  an  adoration  for  traveling  and  the  beauty  of  world .  she  also  picked  up  an  appreciation  for  art  and  a  bitch   loves  a  good  museum  lbr  .  her  dad  is  a  big  part  of  the   reason  daphne  is  a  softie  as  they  spent  the  majority  of  time together  while  her  mom  was  otherwise  occupied  but  firmly   reminded  daph  to  take  off  her  rose  colored  glasses  often   driving  a  wedge  between  the  pair  .  it  wasn’t  until  her  mom’s first  arrest  that  started  the  divide  between  daph  and  her  dad  ,  and  her  first  introduction  to  the  whole  underground source  of  wealth  .  around  fifteen  /  sixteen  at  the  time  off gallivanting  the  streets  of  new  york  daph  arrived  home  to   the  police  stationed  outside  her  the  building  they  lived  in  , trying  to  get  in  before  she  saw  her  mom  being  whisked  away   in  handcuffs  and  her  dad  furiously  following  .  from  there  the whole  situation  became  a  blur  for  daph  aka  i’m  too  lazy  to   dissect  the  whole  scenario  SLKDFJS  .  but  due  to  the  swift   work  of  her  dad  and  his  connections  everything  was  all  but   swept  under  the  rug  in  less  than  a  week     !     and  by  that  weekend  ,  her  mom  was  back  in  business  while   her  dad  sat  her  down  and  explained  the  whole  situation  .

this was  an  obvious  turning  point  for  daphne  ,  she  was  pissed  at the  deception  from  her  parents  but  was  understanding  of  it     ;    but  knew  what  it  meant  ,  keeping  a  big  ol  secret  and  frankly  it’s  something  daph  is  NOT the  best  at  .  give  it  a  week  before  she  was  spilling  her   guts  to  some  of  her  friends  ,  bringing  it  back  to  her   parents  that  they  were  interested  and  insert  another  stream  of income  for  the  larson  clan  .  in  a  sea  of  students  figuring   out  just  how  much  fun  partying  can  be  ,  daph  basically   became  the  hook  up  for  a  good  time  .  while  her  relationship   with  her  parents  strained  ,  especially  with  her  dad  ,  daph   put  that  big  ol  heart  of  hers  into  friendships  /   relationships  ,  she  gets  really  invested  OKAY  🥺     !     anyways  ,  daph  probably  threw  some  pretty  fuckin  legendary   parties  as  well  ,  mostly  because  her  parents  loosened  the   reigns  on  her  since  ...  she  could  BASICALLY  send  them  to  jail  ...  not  that  she  ever  would  because  soft  .

let’s insert  glow  up  here  and  daphne’s  parents  realize  that  she   could  really  become  the  face  of  their  family  foundation  ,   which  lead  to  fashion  designers  asking  for  her  to  walk  on   their  runways  just  for  the  publicity  .  this  opened  up  a   whole  new  stream  of  clients  and  revenue  for  the  larson’s   and you  could  say  that  her  parents  were  actually  rather  proud  of their  daughter  ,  much  to  her  dismay  LSKDJFLS  cause  really   the  last  thing  daph  wants  to  be  is  like  her  parents     ?     but  at  the  same  time  she’d  ...  do  anything  for  them  bc  to  her  that’s  what  family  is     ?     she’s  TROUBLED  okay  .

where  are  we  at     ?     daphne  is  currently  studying  art  history  at  columbia  while   being  the  primary  face  of  her  family’s  foundation  .  she  still has  a  working  relationship  with  her  parents  and   occasionally  does  some  modeling  ,  still  mostly  runways  and   typically  for  charity  .  hasn’t  dropped  her  high  school  party   ways  ,  she’s  just  more  mature  about  it  now     !     going  to  clubs  ,  getting  wine  drunk  ,  you  know  classy  things  .

𝑖𝑣.  𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑠.

while daph  really  hates  what  her  parents  do  ...  she  can’t  deny   she  hasn’t  tried  the  product  every  so  often  .  quality  check   ,  you  know  .  but  she  smokes  a  lot  of  weed  ,  A  LOT  .   being  stoned  and  laying  in  the  grass  or  fuzzy  carpets  ...   it’s  a  thing

her  passion  for  traveling  and   culture  hasn’t  diminished  at  all  ,  but  daph  can  be  so   irrationally  spontaneous  sometimes     ?     catch  her  flying  to  italy  or  israel  or  japan  for  a  little  getaway

daph’s all  about  getting  the  most  out  of  life  ,  like  she  just  ... wants  to  have  the  best  day  everyday  like  a  child  man  .  it   can  make  her  a  bit  flaky  and  unreliable  sometimes  .  but  the   one  thing  you  can  rely  on     !    being  late  SLDKJF

she’s  just  a  whimsical  drug  pixie  okay

and  an  aquarius  ..  y’all  know

𝑣.   𝑝𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑙  𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠.

i   ...   am  really  drawing  a  blank  on  uh  good  ideas     ?     what  a  flop  lMAO  but  i’m  really  up  for  anything  ,  and  MUCH  better  at  brainstorming  ngl  .

[springday-aus]

College!AU with BM [Matthew]

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Group: KARD 

Member: BM / Kim Matthew

Genre: fluff, romance 

Type: Bulletpoint AU 

Word Count: 2k 

fun fact: college!Matthew is a psych major 

despite looking like a buff ass gym trainer 

like all psych majors, he was interested in the human mind and how it works 

it’s just so…. complicated... iT’S cOOL 

in high school, he was thinking about sports, like physical education because that’s… what he’s been good at…… 

but then one intro to psych class in junior year totally blew his mind away 

Matthew: “think about it…. we’re all so different from one another, but we’re all actually the same because of the way we all think” 

Taehyung: “bro, it’s literally 3am, I am tireD” 

for real though, he’s really excited about learning new things about how our minds work 

lowkey probably does social experiments on all of his friends once he learns about it 

(small things like taking off his hat first on purpose to see if anyone else does it too—he ain’t about to traumatize them like Little Albert) 

some of his friends think the whole psych major suits him because he likes to talk to other people 

but like he’s part of the rehabilitation psychology route…… 

…….. not the whole therapist counselor route lmao 

plus he doesn’t have the voice for it because we can all hear him before we see him 

anyways, he wants to help patients that are suffering disabilities that include the psychological impact of their problems

rehabilitation suits him though, because he cares about the wellbeing of others, physical and mental

basically Matthew is just a big ass softie and it shows 

other than the whole psych major thing, he’s actually part of the dance team 

he was gonna join some sport since he did it in high school 

but then he was like 

DANCE TEAM 

so there he is 

speaking of fitness, he goes to the gym often 

like…….. almost everyday 

if you ever need to find him, 9/10 times he’ll probably be at the gym 

all y’all knew this was coming: GYM SQUAD 

basically, he met some dudes who all like to go to the gym and now they’re friends—there’s even a group chat 

Matthew: bro, y’all got some big tiddies  Matthew: forget gym squad, we the Big Man Tiddie Team  Wonho: why do I feel that it’s directed at me  Matthew: <3 Seungcheol: istg Matthew just wanted a Wonho fan club  Hyunwoo: …… how do I leave a group chat?  Jungkook: I need new friends 

anyways

Matthew’s got a real frat boy aesthetic

‘cause like he’s friends with almost everyone and bro and dude are part of his main vocabulary

ironically enough, he ain’t an actual frat boy tho

he’s got this whole image on campus that makes him look like he’s some type of suave player who doesn’t care about anything but his bros

it’s probably due to the fact that he’s a big dude and that’s….. real intimidating

and also the backwards hat and… tank tops…..

he knows what people say about him…. and he just tries to ignore it

**cue Jiwoo ready to throw hands EVERYTIME**

but like….. that’s not him

again: he’s a big ass softie—he’s a big dude with a mushy inside

and it’s just a shame that only his friends know how genuine he is

he’s got this thing where he’s constantly supporting others and sometimes he forgets about himself

actually for a while now, he’s had some….. sleeping issues…..

it makes no sense because his physical health is like up

so it could be a mental health thing

but, for almost every night this week, he’s just been walking around campus from like midnight to around 4am

it’s actually how he meets you

he’s been doing random stuff since he hasn’t been able to sleep

like he’d go to the campus gym, walk around, hang around the open dining halls, or like walk around his dorm hall because he’s got nothing else to do

the thing is, you’ve been having some sleep issues too

it’s probably because of stress and all the assignments caught up with you and now you’ve found yourself lying in bed awake for hOURS

so you’ve been up and about during odd hours as well

one night, at like 2am, you decided to go down to the kitchen of your dorm hall

according to google, tea or milk is a good way to get some sleep

so you decide to get yourself a lil cup of tea and as you wait for the water to boil…….

someone……. just……... shows up………

….. it’s Matthew :))))))

and like despite how hot this dude was…….

you…….. were startled…….

not without good reason, because it’s like……. late at night and this mysterious dude shows up outta nowhere

you kinda thought were gonna die because he def looks like he could kill you

until…….. he just smiles at you

Matthew: “oh hi”

you: “....... hello…….”

Matthew being Matthew just chats you up because he likes talking to people: “can’t sleep either?”

you: “yeah, tea is supposed to help though”

Matthew: “maybe it’s just me because it didn’t work that well for me”

you: “well, maybe it’s the amount, size does come into play”

Matthew: “I guess size matters huh” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

you: I barely know this man but why is he like this

so, that’s just kinda how it goes

y’all just continue talking and swap some secrets on how to get some goddamn sleep

and…... you think that’s it

like it’s just a one time thing…..

but then

the next night, you run into him again

except it’s like 4am

the tea didn’t work last time, so you head down to get some milk instead and….

you run into him again…….

and like…….. he all sweaty….. from the gym……

Matthew: “oh hey”

you, underneath your breath: what the fu c k

the same thing happens again and y’all have a nice conversation about your lives and all that stuff

you get to find out some pretty cool stuff like

how his friends call him BM

and that he’s in dance because he’s interested in music and rap

he also loves BoA

and he is a protester of pineapple on pizza

he gets to know you too

like your major and how you got into it

your hobbies and interests

and your friends all seem really cool

the more you two talk, the more he likes you

so this whole meeting up at the kitchen at odd hours became a thing

it didn’t happen like every time, but it happened rather frequently for like a few months or so

you did see him once on campus in broad daylight, but like

he didn’t see you

because ……. you kind of avoided him

like, what if this is just like a night kinda thing

Matthew is super chill, but like you know…. what if you got that wrong idea and stuff

anyways

one day… you just stop showing up

IT’S NOT BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANNA SEE HIM

it’s just that…… you really need actual sleep because you can’t keep barely functioning like this

so your friend is like, ever heard of melatonin?

and gives you these pills that really do the fucking trick

you slept for a literal day

like 24 hours

a full ass 24 hours

since then, you’ve had a decent sleep schedule

but it meant not seeing Matthew

you didn’t really think about it because he’s got a lot of friends

why would he care about some person he meets at night

that sounds wrong but y’all get the picture

here’s the thing though

he’s worried like

maybe you are getting the sleep you need and deserve, but like

he misses you

(even though it’s literally been like a week or two)

Somin: “looks like somebody’s got a crush~”

Matthew: “your point?”

so when he spots you on campus, he can’t help but to yell your name across the quad

….. and dramatically run to you to give you a hug

Matthew: “how’ve you been? I haven’t seen you in like a couple of weeks?”

you: “have you noticed that my eye bags have lightened?”

Matthew: “gimme your secrets”

and like…. Matthew’s friends are like, hello, we are here

they actually invite you out to go eat with them

so y’all go to the dining hall and end up there for like three hours

and Matthew walks back with you to your dorm room

Matthew: “so today was fun… but maybe…. we could go out on our own next time….?”

you: “...... like…… hang out???”

Matthew: “a date”

you: “o h… uM yEA H—I mean, sure, whatever’s cool bro”

he waits for you to go in and then when you’re sure he’s gone….

“I HAVE A DATE WITH A HOT ASS MAN. HOW THE F UC K.”

**cue your startled roommate**

after your first date, it all kinda pieced together

so…... first of all, gym dates

whether you’re for them or against them, you gonna get pulled in eventually

if you work out, y’all can work out together

couple exerciSES

if not, he gonna use you as gym equipment—kinda joking but not really because he can and WILL lift you

oH and because y’all have sleeping issues, you’ve been helping him out

y’all can actually sleep when you sleep together

noT LIKE THAT GET CHA NASTY ASS OUTTA THE GUTTER

(but lowkey sleep and sleep sleep, ya know ;)))

okay but actually he’s like a giant, warm heater—you’ve been able to sleep a bit more lately thanks to him

turns out Matthew’s a cuddler…… whether it’s sleep related or not

because Matthew’s real touchy

like no shame touchy

I’m talking arm around the waist or shoulder, hand-holding, lots of kisses all over your face, or just flat out hugging you from behind

you know… one of THOSE couples

Taehyung: “y’all look like penguins waddling in the cold”

Matthew: “penguins are cute, this is good”

you: “let’s just hold hands like normal people”

Jiwoo: “Matthew isn’t normal people”

I’m joking

but like, his friends all love you

because you make him really happy and take care of him

and vice versa, obviously

you’re always prepared to fight someone for him

some asswipe: “he’s probably just a fuckboy”

you: “AND YOU’RE IRRELEVANT YOU BIG PIECE OF SHIT SAY IT ONE MORE TIME ASSHO—”

Matthew, tosses you over his shoulder: “babe calm down”

you: “I REFUSE TO. THIS BITCH WANNA THROW HANDS. I’LL FUCKIN—”

………… yeah, Jiwoo and you get along real well

even though you have those fight instincts

he’s real protective of you 

he won’t hurt a fly until it does anything to harm you

anyways, it’s just a beautiful relationship

you can bet he’s bragging about you somewhere…. or everywhere……

Matthew: “my partner is the cutest”

Seungcheol: “....... and what does this have to do with the weights?”

Matthew: “it has everything to do with weights”

oh um, by the way, Big Man Tiddie Team

Matthew says he loves you but like……. you suspect Wonho is your competition

Wonho: “hi, it’s nice to finally meet you”

you, narrows eyes: goddamn it, I understand why now

I don’t know why, but I see him interpreting your dreams…. or at least attempting to

it might just be the whole psych major thing

ayyways, you probably are gonna get spammed with odd messages from Matthew at some point

but it’s cute—he’s like a child

Matthew: look at this dog  Matthew: can we get one  Matthew: SMOOTHIES  Matthew: I got these couple hoodies by accident  Matthew: I have an idea—you, me, road trip, beach  Matthew: this reminded me of you  Matthew: it’s cute Matthew: like you

even though you’re dating, he’s probably gonna use pick up lines on you 

especially the psych ones….. because he thinks they’re funny…….. 

Matthew: “can I buy you a shrink?” ;) 

Matthew: “wanna teach me about interpersonal relationships?” 

Matthew: “can I get your number in my Long Term memory?” 

Somin: “if you’re being held captive, send me a signal” 

it’s okay though because he’s cute 

y’all are cute 

you: “you know, I almost thought I dreamt you up because I haven’t slept properly in so long” 

Matthew: “I guess you can say, I’m the man of your dreams” 

you: “............... you’re lucky you’re hot”

[shenanigans-academia]

End of Season 3

Last one! Then I’ll shut up until October

Episode 51: Moving Into Dorms

•”I won’t make you worry, Mom” Izuku don’t life to your mother like that

•”She reminds me of my predecessor”

“What why?”

“It’s the hairstyle” All Might asbsjienb

•I LOVE THESE KIDS SO DAMN MUCH

•I genuinely just want like a spin off of the kids in the dorms. Like them just being super powered teenagers living together and being KIDS like. Please. Living with all your friends with powers? What could go wrong...? Think of the shenanigans

•Aizawa laying down the hammer wow

•I. Love. Kaminari. Jirou leave him alone

•BAKUGO AND KIRISHIMA I LOVE THEM OKAY

•Kirishima is Best Boi

•Uraraka falling over from shock the entire time and Iida freaking out is so cute

•MIDORIYA’S ROOM IM CRYING

•Tokoyami’s is badass leave him be he tried so hard

•Mineta no

•Leave Ojiro alone he’s comfortable

•Kaminari’s room is literally any teenage boy room. I knew at least 4 guys who had a room almost exactly like that lmao

•I FORGOT KODA HAD A BUNNY

•The girls are outnumbered. Hate when Mineta’s right

•Bakugo is such an old man he’s already asleep I love a sleepy sad Boi

•Mineta:”I knew I’d get in trouble if just I suggested seeing the girls dorms now I have people to back me up!”

Todoroki:”I’m over it”

•Honestly Kirishima’s isn’t that bad y’all are just mean (except you Uraraka you get it)

•”If I found out my boyfriend had a room like this I’d dump him” HAGAKURE WHAT THE HECK

•Shouji... honey. Your bed isn’t even made. And they thought Ojiro’s was plain

•Okay Sero’s is cool “yup that’s me, always the wild card” god I love you

•Todoroki’s is so cozy

•Sato is so. Sweet lmao we need more of him

•Jirou is so punk I LOVE HER

•Hagakure. So. Pink

•Mina. So. Hot Pink

•Ojiro is so polite he’s so good

•I need Momo’s bed

•LMAO SERO WRAPPED UP MINETA WHEN HE WAS BEING PERVY WE LOVE TAPE BOY

•YEAH SATO WON

•Intervention time

•Tsuyu is so pure she deserves so much

•YALL MADE TSUYU CRY IMMA FIGHT

•KIRISHIMA APOLOGIZING AND SAYING HE WONT MAKE HER SAD AGAIN WARMS MY HEART they’re all so pure

Episode 52: Create Those Ultimate Moves

•Mido forgetting he was in the dorm is kinda cute he’s like wait this isn’t my room at home

•”That’s 2 questions. Calm down” Iida it’s too early for this and Aizawa is a tired man

•Everyone’s so intense. Then Mido is just like...I can’t move my arms what the fuck do you want from me

•”How can I fight with these damaged arms?” Well everybody told you NOT to break your bones, Deku

•ALL MIGHT HAVING A TEACHING FOR DUMMIES BOOK IM CRYING

•Lmao they just blew up Midoriya

•Nobody:

Mido and Uraraka: BOOOOOOBS

•”I’m Tenya Iida, the man you tricked into to being a walking billboard for you at the Sports Festival!”

“NEVER HEARD OF YA” Hatsume has no chill

•Hatsume doesn’t know personal space lmao

•”My quirk is in my legs you mad woman” Iida is done

•AND MIDORIYA JUST REALIZED HE HAD LEGS LMAO

•Mido is so soft for his mom’s costume I love it

•Bakugo is literally trying to kill somebody

•”If I’m so worried about using my arms then I’m use my LEGS” what happens when you break your legs again honey THINK

Episode 53: The Test

•Gotta protect those stupid red shoes

•I live for Kami’s choker. But Kiri you added sleeves. But still. No. Shirt. Honey

•Tsuyu’s hair up is *chef’s kiss*

•The girls talking about boys like regular teenagers I love it

•”ITS A BOY ISN’T IT IS IT MIDORIYA OR IIDA YOURE ALWAYS HANGING OUT WITH THEM WHICH ONE IS IT” Minaaaaaaa lmao she doesn’t mess around

•Cue Uraraka watching Deku lmao “it’s not it” SWEETIE YES IT IISSSSSSS

•Inasa is Iida x1000 and with WAY too much caffeine

•Erasure is too emo for love lmao

•”Think about it Erasure, if I was your wife your future would be a life of constant laughter”

“That sounds like a legitimate nightmare” god I love this grumpy man

•I do love Joke and Aizawa’s “friendship” if you want to call it that lmao

•IT’S DEKUS TWIN

•”This charming pretty boy is going to steal our girls” You’re right Kaminari he is

•”Please date me”

“Shut up” I’m both Ms. Joke and Aizawa

•Aizawa has so much faith in his class he’s like I’m not worried about my little shits just watch

Episode 53: Shiketsu High Lurking

•JIROOUUUUUUU

•”PROTECT THIS PERV” Mina is my favorite 1A girl I’m not sorry

•Shindo is slutty Deku and I love him

•I am the commentator wow

•”I don’t know why but I’m actually getting pretty excited about this” of course you are Midoriya you big quirk nerd

•”In order to help others you have to be able to take care of yourself” DEKU SAID SELF CARE

•”Midoriya what is this enviable situation you fight yourself in” Serooooo why

•We’re gettin some good Sero content thank god

•Lmao there’s a ninja school

Episode 55: Class 1A

•Todoroki is. As you say. A Badass

•Inasa:”Wait what were we talking about!?”

Poor Random Kid:”I don’t know. You just came up and started talking...”

•This is literally Anime Hunger Games

•Shouji holding Tsuyu is. So pure

•SHOUJI YELPING AND TURNING AROUND WHEN MOMO OPENS HER SHIRT TO USE HER QUIRK HES SUCH A GOOD RESPECTFUL BOY

•The power group we don’t deserve: Momo, Jirou, Tsuyu, and Shouji

•KAMI AND KIRI FOLLOWING BAKUGO MAKES ME SO HAPPY they love to annoy him and it works but they work so well together love Bakusquad

•GOOEY KIRI IS GROSS LMAO

•Aizawa basically saying Mido and Bakugo are the leaders who help the class work better the most and that he’s honored to teach them is PEAK

Episode 56: RUSH!

•Sooo Shindo’s a sneaky bastard I see

•”THIS IS WHY EVERYONES TERRIFIED OF YOU YOU’RE WAY TOO HARDCORE” Kaminari’s right and he should say it

•I need more Baku and Kami interactions tbh

•”Those ugly ass gauntlets of his” love sassy Kami

•DEFEND BAKUGO SQUAD IS AIZAWA/KAMI AND KIRI YES I LOVE MY BOYS

•Oof Mido takes no prisoners

•It does suck that if you don’t pass the Provisional License exam do you just never get your Hero License? Do you only get a set amount of times you can take it?

•Iida has grown so much

•Bakugo knows your secrettttt

•Jirou says fuck Kaminari lives lmao

•GO CLASS 1A ALL OUR KIDS MADE IT

•Aizawa shut up you big softie lmao

Episode 57: Rescue Exercises

•Sero why are you starting shit lmao

•Kirishima and Kaminari following Bakugo just because they want to is my favorite

•Momo stopping Uraraka from acting too quickly is great leadership skills. All these kids have what to takes to be heroes they work so well together and in situations like these I love these kids so much

•Shouji and Mineta are a good team because Shouji keeps Mineta in line and I appreciate it

•The fake bystanders are hilarious

Episode 58: Special Episode: Save The World With Love!

•All Might and David Shield (GAY)

•Bakugo why are you like this

•Midoriya is a giant softie romantic and I fucking love it

•All Might as a villain is just funny he gets so into the roll but he’s also just a bad actor lmao

•Mic needs to tone it down but he’s so funny

•I like Cementos a lot and Midnight is an A1 actress go her

•All Might running away and shattering the kids idea of love is so fucKING FUNNY LMAO

•Nice way to set up the movie

•UNLCE MIGHT

•GAY

•The timeline of this episode is throwing me off tho since this is before Midoriya moves into the dorms

•DadMight and Deku family vacation SO CUTE

•”You are the real heroes” THEY’RE SO PURE HOLY SHIT

Episode 59: What’s the Big Idea?

•Bakugo you need to calm down babe

•Gang Orca came to play damn

•Todoroki and Inasa are so chaotic together oh my god

•Gang Orca is just like what is up with these damn kids

•”It was a shock to meet your father because when I looked into his eyes the only thing I could see was an insatiable anger aimed at the entire world” imagine being raised/trying to live with that hatred, Inasa

•Lmao Todoroki triggered Inasa into not coming to UA. Endeavor loves ruining kids lives doesn’t he

•TELL EM OFF MIDO

•Inasa is so. Weird

•”Why didn’t I remember him? He’s so loud and obnoxious” You were so blinded by hate for your father that you were literally blind to other people in your way sweetie

•LMAO JUST CHOKE A CHILD THEY’LL GROW STRONGER

•Highkey love Shindo ngl

•Team Work Boys come on

•Ojiro my fuckin BOYYYY

•OHHH TSUYU THATS MY GIRL WE LOVE POWER MOVES

•Love Hair Dude

•Gang Orca’s actually impressed wow

Episode 60: A Talk About Your Quirk

•Mido passed yesss All Might Jr lol

•Bakugo and Todoroki. Whomp whomp

•B:”Let me see it [review of the exam]”

Kiri:”Ahh how about you worry about yourself”

Kiri’s like please don’t kill me

•Sero:”Hey looks like I’m pretty great at this” I love you Tape Boy

•I love how Iida just picks Mineta up by his cheeks and takes him away from people when he’s being too much lmao Dad Mode Activated

•Inasa and Todo are such an interesting dynamic. I haven’t read the manga but I know the make up exam happened recently and their interactions always make me laugh

•Kinda forgot about Toga but there were hints that it was her the whole time so it’ll be cool to actually meet Camie later on

•Holding his Prov. Hero License:”I have to show my mom and All Might right away” Izuku I love you precious boy

•oh my god One For All shut the fuck UP

•”I won’t be dying any time soon. Especially not by Shigaraki’s hand” if that is foreshaDOWING IM GONNA CRY IT BETTER NOT BE HIROKOSHI

•”We’re gonna have a talk about your quirk” I’m ready to CRY

•Kiri sleeping is so cute I love his hair down. And Iida sleeps stiff as a board I’m laughing reminds me of a friend of mine

•Bakugo please just. Breathe

Episode 61: Deku VS. Kacchan, Part 2

•MY FAVORITE EPISODE YALL

•Kacchan Hon, Deku doesn’t live just to get in your way in life believe or not

•Bakugo DEFINITELY kinda planned on killing Midoriya AHH

•”Why hurt each other when we could just talk things out?”

Bakugo tries to blow him up instead

•The flashbacks are killing me they were so small

•Bakugo’s voice cracking while talking about his anguish and self blame? That shit HURTED

•When he yells like this he looks like a feral wolf oh my god Kacchan

•Kacchan needs a hug. Too bad he doesn’t understand being comforted by other people. So instead Izuku KICKS HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD WHAT THE FUCK

•Feral Bakugo has been Leveled Up

•”Our relationship to one another is completely screwed up” Oh really Mido what made you think that

•These kids wanna fuckin die

•”It’s obvious you’ve always looked down on me even when we were kids” Bakugo you are a BIG DUMB BLIND BOOMY BOY

•Okay but the animation tho???

•”All Might was my hero but you were the one ACTUALLY IN MY LIFE” WHEN I SAY I SOBBED

•When Bakugo’s crouched and ready to strike, Me:”MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKING CAT OUTSIDE”

•A wild Gremlin is loose Aizawa and All Might come get your kids

•FUCKIN KO BOI

•lmao whoops never mind

•my favorite MHA ship? Bakugou and Therapy

•ALL MIGHT YOU LITERALY JUST WATCHED THEM PUMMEL THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER BRUH

•Bakugo blaming himself for All Might’s retirement? Kill me

•”Sometimes I forget that you’re children” apparently everybody does THEY’RE 15/16!!!

•”Don’t you dare lose again” you are. So confusing

•Baku’s little exhale tho he had so much weight on his shoulders this poor boy

•”If this secret ever got out, people will wonder where the power went. You idiot why did you tell me about it before” Deku’s like I can’t win with him lmao

•THEY’RE PROPER RIVALS NOW I LOVE 2 IDIOT CHILDREN

•Aizawa with his hair in a ponytail and black V neck tho? Oof when I say I love a man...

•Aizawa is done with this class and these 2 problem children in particular lmao

Episode 62: A Season For Encounters

•My boy Twice

•”Your face makes me want to puke” you get used to it rando villain dude...or noT DABI NO

•Dabi. Babe. Bruh. What the fuck

•Twice and Ectoplasm have similar quirks...TODOROKI WHERE ARE YOU

•Overhaul. I’m gonna hate you so much I can tell. Especially for Season 4 I KNOW YOU you creepy Plague Doctor Asshole

•Kirishima trying to comfort Todoroki is adorable

•MONOMA WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS LEAVE PONY GIRL ALONE DON’T DRAG HER INTO YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

•SHINSOUUUUUU “looks like he’s bulked up a bit since the Sports Festival” my boy gettin BUFF since he knows Midoriya could’ve killed him if he wanted to lmao

•Kami playing with Ojiro’s tail gives me life

•...You ain’t nothin but a Hound Dog Lmao

•BIG THREE. BIG THREE. BIG. THREE. MIRIOOOOOOO

•God I love Present Mic

•Sero and Mineta are asking to die I swear

•IIDA CALLING MIDO “HOUSE ARREST” AND DOING A FUNNY VOICE IM CRYING I love sassy Iida where has he been

•The first time I saw the scene of Mirio sticking his head through stuff to scare Mido was on Tumblr before I watched MHA and I was CACKLING AND CONFUSED

•The broccoli head was strong in that frame

•THE. BIG. THREE. AHHHH

Episode 63: Unrivaled

•Sometimes I forget how fucking gross Mineta is. Then he opens his mouth and it all comes flooding back

•”He didn’t do that great a job at the Sports Festival last year. Definitely left a strong impression” being buck ass naked will do that lmao

•I relate to Amajiki Tamaki so. Fuckin. Much. I feel you sweetheart

•LET! SHOUJI! TALK!

•Kaminari you dumb

•”The futures gonna be!?... Awful” Wow. Mirio gets it

•Tamaki if you could get off the wall you could do what Mirio’s trying to teach these kids I love an anxious boy

•Big Tough Boi Kiri is both badass and soft I love a Rock

•Aaaannd Mirio traumatized a bunch of kids with his dick. Mostly Jirou lol

•Aizawa your whole class was just murdered by a wild naked man

•Mirio has a baby face TinTin but is fucking JACKED

•”I tried to make it so that you didn’t see my willy. Sorry if you did” Mirio you’re so cute I’m going to bawl in Season 4 I’m not ready

•Mirio walks so funny

•...who the fuck is Sir???

•Kiri bringing Baku his trash: “Sure I’ll take it!”

Anybody else bringing Baku their trash:some kind of aggressive phrase

•Oh, you. I heard about you. I know what happens to you... this is gonna hurt, huh?

Whelp that’s the end of my rewatch. I can’t wait for Season 4! Is it October yet???

[jerrychos-blog]

Teasing

request: Hi hey hello buddy friend pal!! (lmao sorry) may I request Gavin x reader fic in which reader gets flustered easily so Gavin teases her a lot and one day she accidentally confesses to him?? Fluff please?? Love ya

requested by: @qtmeryr​

pairing: Gavin Reed x Fem!Reader

word count: 1603

a/n: oof this took awhile to write bUT i really like how it turned out. i’m a sucker for gav being a big douche but a huge softie at heart so. i’m jerrychos and here’s my rendition of Office Prick Gavin Reed. sorry if this has any spelling errors but it’s midnight and i wanted to post it,so i didn’t get to spellcheck :/

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You had always been an easily flustered person. Ever since elementary school, you had always shied away from compliments and kind words, your cheeks growing much too warm for your liking at them. It had never really been much of an issue, more of a minor inconvenience, really. That was, until you started working at the Detroit Police Department.

It had been your dream since childhood to be a police officer, and you had started out your career working at a department in a smaller town in Michigan. You had steadily worked your way up to the rank of detective, and it just so happened that Detroit’s police department was in need of another one to help with the recent outbreak of red ice. When Captain Fowler had called your station asking for a detective, you were surprised your superiors had come to you with the offer. You quickly accepted, and within the week you were moved over to the Detroit Central Police Department.

You had been so excited to start working on the red ice cases. Until you met your partner, that is. Gavin Reed, the biggest douche of the office, paired up with the quiet, flustered you? It was a disaster waiting to happen. You thought he’d be alright at first, but you hadn’t met him at this point.

When you first arrived at the station, you made your way to Fowler’s office, introducing yourself and getting some basic information on the case.

“You’ll be partnered up with Detective Gavin Reed, his desk is over there” Fowler said, pointing towards the detective’s desk. “Good luck.”

You thanked him and left, wondering why he had sounded so… Grim? Shaking the thought out of your head, you made your way over to the area Fowler had indicated. You glanced at the name tags on the desk, finding Gavin’s to be. Empty. Huh. You turned to the officer in the desk behind his, tapping the man on the shoulder.

“Uh, excuse me, do you happen to know where Gavin Reed is?” you asked, a small smile on your face.

“Reed? What do you want with him?”

“I’m, uh, his new partner. I’ve just transferred here to help with the red ice cases.”

“He’s probably in the break room over there,” he says, turning back to his work and jabbing a thumb in the direction of the room. “Good luck.”

What’s with all the ‘Good Luck’s’? Detective Reed can’t be that bad, right?

You were oh so wrong.

You enter the break room, looking around before settling your gaze on two people standing at a table. The person on the right was stiff, obviously stressed or irritated, but calm nonetheless. The person on the left radiated a completely different aura. He was relaxed, leaning with his elbows on the table and a hip cocked to the side. An air of arrogance surrounded him, and you had a feeling this was your guy.

“Are you Gavin Reed?” you question softly.

“Who’s asking?” A cocky grin spreads across his face, and he gives you a once over.

“I’m your new partner. Um, for the red ice cases? I just got transferred here today.”

He pushes off from the table and walks towards you, examining you more closely. Your cheeks grow warm with the sudden attention, and you cross your arms, shifting your gaze to the ground.

Gavin lets out a chuckle, reaching up to ruffle your hair.

“How cute, she’s nervous to be working with me.” He throws a look back to the other officer.

“Hey! I-I’m not n-nerv-ous,” you stutter out, mentally cursing yourself for doing so.

“Sure sounds like you aren’t. I’ll be at my desk, paperwork’s ready when you are,” he grins, winking at you. He leaves the room, motioning for the other officer to follow, and she does. You bury your face in your hands, letting yourself cool off for a second before heading back out to Gavin’s desk. And so began his endless teasing.

He had started teasing you so often because he found it funny how ridiculously easy it was to embarrass you. You thought he was a dick. Though much to the surprise of everyone in the station, the two of you started to get along rather well. It took a few weeks of getting used to his personality, but eventually you started to like the guy. Maybe a little too much.

Gavin soon realized he didn’t find getting you flustered very amusing anymore. Instead, he thought it was cute. More specifically, he thought you were cute. Luckily for him, you thought he was pretty cute too. As much as you hated to admit it, over the few months you’d been working with him, you had started to develop feelings for the prick.

After nearly five months of constant investigations, you were hot on the trail of one of Detroit’s biggest red ice dealers, and you were oh so close to catching him. You were at your desk, searching for a lead on the dealer’s current location when a stern voice rang across the bullpen.

“Detective L/N, in my office, now!”

Gavin glanced up from his phone. “You’re in deep shit now,” he chuckled, kicking his feet up onto his desk.

“S-Shut up…” you mumbled, getting up from your chair quickly. You made your way to the glass office, taking deep breaths and readying yourself for whatever reaming you were about to get. You knocked gently on the door before pushing it open.

“You called me, sir?”

“Yes, take a seat, L/N.” You did as you were told, tapping your fingers against your leg as you waited for the captain’s next words.

“Over the past months, you’ve shown yourself to be an impressive addition to our team. We’re on the trail of the biggest red ice dealer in Detroit, and it would’ve taken a hell of a lot longer if not for you. That’s why I’m happy to offer you a permanent position at the DPD, if you’ll take it.”

It takes you a second to process what Fowler has said, before excitement washes over you and you eagerly accept, thanking the captain profusely before he kicks you out again to finish your work. You nearly skip back to your desk, and plop down happily into your chair to continue working, a huge smile on your face.

“What’d you get in trouble for this time?” Gavin asks, attention still focused on his phone.

“Unlike you, I’m not constantly getting myself into sticky situations,” you shoot back, giving the detective a quick glare.

“Trust me, sweetheart, I could be getting into much stickier situations if we were alone,” the sly fucker winks at you, and all you can do is open and close your mouth, wanting to say something but being too shocked to do so. Your cheeks are burning at this point, and you opt to hide your face in your hands.

“Hey, serious question L/N, why do you get flustered so fuckin’ easily?” He takes his feet off the desk, and leans forward, now resting his elbows on the polished surface.

“I-I’ve just always b-been like this,” you spit, maybe a bit more harshly than you mean for it to sound. “D-oesn’t fucking help that I l-like you.” You freeze, eyes going wide at the realization of what you just said. Gavin leans back in his chair, almost just as shocked, before laughing. It’s not one of his cute little laughs either. No, Gavin is absolutely cracking up at this for some reason.

“Wait wait wait, so you mean to tell me that I’ve been able to break you with one comment because you like me?” he utters between small chuckles as he calms down. You nod, unable to speak in fear of saying something else you’d rather keep a secret.

“Shit, I’m not reading this wrong, then.”

You blink at the detective, tilting your head in question.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” you whisper, as Gavin stands up and moves to your desk, close enough to lean down comfortably.

“It means, that I like you too, dipshit, and I was hoping to God that you liked me too so I wasn’t wasting my efforts flirting with a babe who would never give me a chance.” He leans in close, close enough so that your noses just barely brush against each other.

“O-Oh,” you stutter, cheeks warming at the small compliment. You look up at the man.

“Why did you tease me so much?”

“It was fun at first, but then I was doing it because I thought you were cute when you were flustered. I thought you were cute,” he sighs, whispering the last part, and you breath hitches as you bury your face in your hands again.

“Like that,” he chuckles.

“S-s-so wh-what’re you go-nna do about i-i-it?”

“Well, if you’ll let me,” you nod, giving Gavin the go-ahead. “This.”

He grabs your face and presses a soft kiss to your lips, short and fleeting, but still just enough to satisfy the need for him you had. You smile up at him, even more flustered now, but this time you’re okay with him seeing it. This time you don’t want to hide your face from him.

He moves back to his desk, settling back down in his chair with his feet up.

“What exactly did Fowler want with you then?”

“He offered me a, uh, full t-time position here as a detective. I accepted.”

You both know what this means, and you sigh as a shit eating grin spreads across Gavin’s face.

More teasing.